December 2010
Steven Strogatz, “The Enemy of My Enemy”
I have now lost count of the number of times I’ve heard or read this anecdote.
- Me: Hi, I need to speak to Mister Bater, please.
- Me: (withholding giggle)
- [...]
- Mister Bater: Hello?
- Me: Hi, Mister Bater
- Me: (no longer withholding giggle)
- Mister Bater: (no longer on the line)
- Me: Hi, I need to speak to Mr Bater, please.
- Me: (withholding giggle)
- [...]
- Mr Bater: Hello?
- Me: Hi, Mr Bater
- Me: (no longer withholding giggle)
- Mr Bater: (no longer on the line)
‘The Decline and Fall of E-mail’ by Joe Clark.
Wait, what? Sometimes I wonder what Joe Clark is parodying.
THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: THE PEOPLE ON THIS LIST WILL NOT FOLLOW YOU BACK JUST BECAUSE YOU FOLLOWED THEM.
THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: THE PEOPLE ON THIS LIST WILL NOT FOLLOW YOU BACK JUST BECAUSE YOU FOLLOWED THEM.
I understand the function of politeness and social conventions: how they make people feel at ease, how they provide a familiar, comfortable context for interactions in which all is not known. I like politeness and social conventions for this, but I think that some are inefficient and should be banned. Here are five.
Humanities scholars may someday count as a watershed the paper that appeared on Wednesday in Science, titled “Quantitative Analysis of Culture Using Millions of Digitized Books.” But they’ll have certain things to get past before they can appreciate that.
Geoffrey Nunberg talks about Google Books’ giant corpus of literature and the ramifications it could have on social-science research. He cites this paper as a potential watershed moment, the authors of which claim the data they’ve gathered from the corpus could be a starting point for a new field of science called culturomics.
Last time Nunberg wrote about Google Books, he called it “a disaster for scholars.” Looks like it’s come a long way. (Further reading: Nunberg and Mark Lieberman have both written about Google Books extensively on Language Log.)