Dawwwwwwwwww!!
Baby, you’re doing it all wrong. You gotta push hard and fast! That’s what the AHA tells me anyway.
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me irl
People who steal jokes in any venue are scum, but there’s something kind of grandly horrible about stealing them again and again and merely changing some nouns.
idk I think this is great
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This is definitely cyber bullying.
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Time to go home. Vet: “He’s got someone looking over him.” Something of a miraculous recovery apparently.
Boy. Today has been really up and down. It really seemed like our dog Ross was dying this week, which, at his age and with his preexisting conditions, is something that wasn’t hugely surprising. So it was oddly relieving to find out he “only” has diabetes, which resulted in ketoacidosis. He was dying, but not because of old age. Our vet is amazing, though. They let us visit after closing hours and hang out with him, and they refer to your pet as “your friend.” I’ll wait and see if he pulls through before I write the Yelp review, but we think he’ll be okay.
It’s been almost a year since our first sponsored post appeared in Tumblr Radar. Since then, our fashion, entertainment, and brand partners have created some truly delightful blogs and racked up tens of millions notes on their posts.
We’re incredibly proud of our partners’ creativity and have been constantly amazed by how well these creations can fit into our Dashboards. So today we’re bringing these posts over to our mobile apps.
It works very simply: Every now and then you’ll see posts from our partners as you scroll through your mobile Dashboard.
Guts, you gotta work on this corporate voice you’re developing. It is “incredibly” creepy to deliver bad news with this faux-smile plastered across your face. People are not stupid. Income is necessary. Try addressing it with a modicum of honesty and the audience might respond more favourably.
This afternoon, Adam sent me the greatest gift of all—the complete archive of @everyword so far. I built a search engine for @everyword a few months ago but it was sorely incomplete. Now it searches all 90,000 words that @everyword has taught us.
After filling up the dictionary, inspiration helped me build something new: presenting searcheveryword for sentences! Now you can type a sentence and take home a page of embedded tweets for every word you’re after. Great! Great use of my day!
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