Overheard: Mother of the Year

“SHIT!”

“Chelsea, stop swearing!”

“TWAT!”

“I’m so sorry. She swears all the time. She picked it up from that Meet the Fockers film. I forgot it had those words in it.”

“FUCK!”

“Chelsea!”

“Wow.”

“I know. I don’t know why she swears so much, I always tell her off for it.”

“How old is she?”

“CUNT!”

“Chelsea, stop fucking swearing or I’ll fucking smack you so hard! … She’s two.”

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